UNDERWATER
AMSTERDAM
FEBRUARY 2012
20 January-19 February
Don't waste good energy by taking offense at another's fumbling, clumsy social skills on the 1st. Okay, he or she is Bozo personified. Who cares? You still enjoy his or her company in small droplets. You actually learn things from him or her. And, hey, sometimes, Bozo can be damn funny! For example, on the 2nd (Groundhog's day), your Bozo is hilarious – accidentally, of course. When you think about it, another's foibles and faux pas are kind of endearing and, well, almost lovable. Neptune enters Pisces (your solar house of earned income) on the 3rd, promising a fresh start in a glamorous, elite career or social situation. The 3rd is also significant because it is the birthday of two brilliant, beautiful, accomplished women, jeweler Gillian Bonner and writer/actress Valerie Gilbert. This is a new beginning for you. Be proud and work hard. This is your dream coming true right before your eyes. Remain focused on it. On the 7th, a Full Moon in Leo occurs in your partnership sector – strongly suggesting that a past connection is no longer in the past, but in the present. This is very, very beneficial for the both of you. You can recommend clients to each other, work together on special projects, products, or designs, and launch yourself into a new income group and an intriguing social/professional network. On the same day as the Full Moon, Saturn goes retrograde until late June, suggesting that you be more aware of your friends and lovers. Make sure that they won't undermine the new image your cultivating. Every person you work and associate with must meet a certain standard and the bar is set very high. Truthfully, you're better off playing the polo field than playing in the mud with people that don't measure up to your expectations. Keep your sights very high and remember that there will come a time – sooner rather than later – that you'll be interviewed. You don't need any embarrassing incidents to come up in an interview. On the 8th Venus enters Aries, making you very luscious and sweet. It also ushers in the birthday of yet another brilliant, beautiful, accomplished playwright/producer/director Nancy Oliver. You know how to say f**k you and make it sound like a poem or love song. Your voice is melodious and others are fascinated by your every move and word. For the very shy among you, this will take some getting used to. But you'll be expected to participate in the selling part of your wonderful new venture – and that takes nerve. You've got what it takes. Inside every single Aquarius is a drama queen screaming to get out. Step aside when others come at you with paperwork or documents on the 9th and 10th. Tell them that your attorney looks everything over before you sign anything. Buy time. You can commence signing things, taking people at their word, and just enjoying the hell out of being alive on the 13th, 14th (Valentine's Day), 16th, and 18th. [continued on next page...]